If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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