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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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