found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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