I must be too annoying 4 u.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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