Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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