used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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