sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
one might say we're banned from that church
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
40s are totally the cure
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
