I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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