I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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