if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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