he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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