Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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