The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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