so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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