Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
