Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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