yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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