Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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