Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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