Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
so much tequila, so little girl.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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