We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize