just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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