Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
sex in a hospital.. check
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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