she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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