apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
please don't ironically join a cult
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