ugly people sure do ruin things
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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