id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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