Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My cat gives me a boner
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize