If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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