What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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