in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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