he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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