Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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