I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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