They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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