you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
