No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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