So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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