Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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