doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I cockslap morals
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I have already put on my inside pants.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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