i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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