I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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