so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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