Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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