is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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