never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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