What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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