Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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