His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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