I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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