i think i have herpe
just one?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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