All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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