Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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