Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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